AISubs v3.7
Yado Motogawa's acting and acting!
Mushimigata!
Bakka bakka, just suck it up!
I'm Imemaru.
I'm Tama-kun.
Last time, we borrowed all of Centrair's content called "Investment Time" and planned to play hide- and-seek with people with psychic abilities, right?
The people who watched it until the end said, "Oh, I see. I didn't know you thought it was that interesting."
There was a punishment game where we had to put a ball in our shoes and run for 30 meters.
That was just right.
It was just right. It wasn't tiring and it was over in an instant.
On top of that, there was a sense of determination at that moment.
We thought, "This is it!"
When we say "punishment game," we don't mean something that's that painful.
It's just something that makes you do embarrassing things for a long time.
Yeah, like this.
Exactly.
Sometimes, right?
We thought it wouldn't be good for our mental health, so we thought of creating a punishment game revolution.
I thought of developing a perfect punishment game.
We asked you to come up with one punishment game that you thought of.
We'd like you to answer all of them and decide which one was the best.
Thank you for joining us today.
Thank you for having me.
What?!
Why?!
We've prepared a box like this.
We've come up with four punishments that we thought of.
I don't know why we put them in, but they're all common punishments.
What?!
Why?!
I don't know. Maybe it's because we can't compare them?
I didn't solve it, but I'm the only one who can answer it.
Why?!
You're qualified as a punishment game sommelier, aren't you?
Is that so?
I'm good at it.
Oh, really?
You're the only one who knows.
I'm sorry.
I feel like I'm doing a punishment game with a toothpick.
It's the same as drinking wine.
We'll give you a score of 10 out of 10 for each punishment game.
This is just luck, but we'll end it when we solve all four of them.
If you're really bad at it, we won't give you anything.
So, we'll end it with the shortest four times?
That's right.
The shortest is four times?
It's the shortest, but it's still four.
You've worked hard as a sommelier, haven't you?
- So, are you ready? - Yes!
- So, it's... - It's...
- A penalty game! - Yay!
It's weird, no matter how you think about it.
- Ah! - I wonder what we'll get.
It's this!
It's so far away that you can't see it.
- What a pain in the ass penalty game. - What is that?
Someone definitely put this in.
- Who put this in? - This is definitely...
- Isn't it the first one? - Excuse me, but this is a penalty game that's not enough to win.
- You're kidding me! - What?!
- This is too easy! - It's impossible to win!
- This is a pain in the ass. - It's not versatile at all.
- Tetsuya is like a dot here. - Hmm? Where is he?
- Tetsuya-kun, can you hear me? - I can hear you!
- Sing a song from afar! - I can't hear you.
- Can you do it, Kamata? - Oh, it's a woman's song.
- I can't hear you! - Oh, it's a woman's song.
- You're terrible. - You're terrible at singing!
- Oh, you're singing now! - That's great!
- So, Tetsuya-san, how many points will you get for this punishment game? - Wow, this is hard!
- 7! - Oh! - That's pretty good! - It's pretty good!
- It's like an improvement score of 7. - Yeah, I see.
- If you look at people singing in front of the station from a distance, I think you'll find it interesting. - Yeah, you'll find it interesting.
- So, unfortunately, these four points aren't yours. - Yeah.
- So, let's continue. - Okay.
- Punishment game! - Punishment game!
- I just made you do it, though! - Argh!
- Okay, here's the punishment game I'll be playing! - Oh!
- This is... - Oh! - I've never heard of it, so it's probably one of these, right? - Yes!
- Oh! - Hey, teacher! - It's me! - I've never heard of it, so I don't know what it means.
- Okay, let's get ready. - Okay.
- First of all, please come in here. - Oh!
- Huh? A diaper? - It's a diaper. - Oh!
- Well, this might not have been a punishment or anything like that, but... - Yeah.
- Is there anything you'd like me to do? - I think it's a little embarrassing.
- Oh, gross. - Oh, this one's kind of gross, too. - This is ugly, too.
- This is bad. - Hahahaha!
- It's gross. - It's not a punishment for this.
- On this butt right here... - Okay.
- I'm going to insert this. - What?!
- And pull it out. - Inside?! - Inside. - Inside?! - Inside.
- Huh? Scary! - Ouch! Ouch!
- Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! - I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
That was unnecessary "zari zari"
- Ah... - Ah, this is fun!
- I totally get it now - This is fun!
With this, in 3, 2, 1...
Put the tip drop on the floor
- I see - On the floor?
I don't think it's a good idea, but...
A tip drop hurts in the first place, doesn't it?
Kururinha! Kururinha!
- That's good - Yeah
Kururinha!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- Wait a minute... - Yes?
- There's no board... - Huh?!
Can you do it on the floor?
- On the floor... - There was a set where we went a little too far with the cushions...
- Here I go... - Yes!
Yes!
Oh no! I broke it!
I broke it! I broke it!
I can't grab it!
- Before the punishment game... - Yes?
- Please give us your score. - Yes.
Um...
Tawashi's lip drop is...
- 4 points! - Ah!
- Is that the worst? - Yes...
- The lip drop is too difficult... - Yes...
- If you didn't have a weapon, you'd get a 2. - I'm glad you didn't have a weapon...
[PUNISHMENT GAME]
- Manager-san! - Punishment game!
Oh no!
The punishment game I'll be playing is...
This one!
Eating insects!
- I'll eat insects! - Awesome!
I don't think you can grab this one.
- Ah! - Ah, there it is!
- It's a 0. - Oh!
The 4th...
- Punishment game! - Punishment game!
The 2nd one is this!
Slowly picking up gum tapes!
- Oh! - Oh!
Slowly picking up gum tapes!
By the way, who wrote this?
- It's me! - Oh!
Shibai-san, I'm sorry, but...
Tawashi's gum tapes are on the side you can't pick up.
- Huh?! - Oh!
I wonder if it's "slowly" or not.
Yeah, I think it's "slowly."
While we're wasting our time, we might want to re- write it.
Yeah, I don't think you can pick up this one.
- I don't think you can pick up this one. - Maybe you're right.
- Maybe you're wrong. - Yeah.
I managed to pick up the 2nd one, though.
- Huh? - Huh?
- No, that one...
was just a regular gum tape.
Brainwashed!
It hurts when you pull it, for sure.
- The quality of the gum tape is... - Yeah.
And it's made of water.
Hey! Why?!
Why are you all wet?!
Here we go. 1, 2, 3!
- Ahhhh! It hurts! - It hurts!
- Give it back! - I want it back.
Why are you giving it back?!
Can you do an "inning of joy" for us?
- It's cool. - It's tough!
3...
2...
1...
Go!
- Ahhhh! It hurts! - It doesn't come off at all.
- There's a lot of water. - There's a lot of water.
Maybe it's because of the gum tape I pulled up earlier.
What if you thought it was a regular gum tape?
Don't put that in there.
It's always similar.
That's what I want you to do.
This is a lot of gum.
You're kidding me.
Okay, then.
Penalty game!
Damn it!
It's okay.
You can't do it.
Please!
This one!
Ass bat!
It's simple.
I hate it when it hurts.
It's okay.
Who's going to be the batter?
You're the worst.
Ass bat is really hard.
If you don't swing it well, you'll look like you didn't pull it out of your hand.
And it's the worst when it doesn't hurt.
His swing is like a home run.
Here we go.
It's too scary!
It's not like a rubber band.
Here we go.
It hurts!
It's simple, so it's fun.
It hurts.
It's frustrating, but it's an eight.
It's the best.
This is where you can't do it.
It's the sixth time.
The sixth time?
It's amazing.
The penalty game is...
Please!
This one!
Impersonation!
He's going to do an impersonation.
He's going to be embarrassed.
Please do your best.
Three, two, one.
Impersonation three times in a row.
Bike!
Go kart!
Chainsaw!
I knew it!
Why does it smell like this?
It smells like it's been here for 10 years!
Okay, so...
Wasabi cream soup!
Wasabi cream soup...
Is this okay?
Okay, so...
I got a call this morning...
Tetsu-chan...
Can't you eat wasabi cream soup?
That's what I realized.
I can't eat wasabi cream soup.
What?! Wait a second!
Does that count as a miscalculation?
Yes, I forgot to tell you.
I've written a punishment game for you.
Wow, that's sad.
So, I've prepared one for you.
If you feel the same way as Tetsu-chan,
one of us four will decide.
Oh, I see.
Isn't it a bonus time?
One, two...
First up is you, Jacket-poi.
Oh, you like wasabi.
Alright, Ryo-san...
Punishment game!
Itadakima-su!
Hmm...
It's pretty strong...
You've gotta be kidding me!
Uwaaaaaaahhh!
It's coming out! It's coming out sometimes!
Uwaaaaaaahhh!
You got 7 points.
That's pretty high, right?
I think it's a very good penalty game.
Let's do it!
Penalty game!
I'm counting on you!
You haven't put it in yet, have you?
I haven't put it in yet.
Here it is!
Here is the penalty game for Imemardo!
Ta-dah!
"Sick Spot"!
Wow!
"Sick Spot", right?
Oh, I see. I see.
Well, I'd like you to put on your sandals.
Yes!
What about the remote control?
What is a remote control?
Isn't the remote control bad?
Why do you give it back to such a person?
By the way, you have one year of experience in basketball, right?
Yes, I have.
Well, then...
Penalty game...
Start!
Oh, no!
Stop it!
Scary!
Ah!
Ah, stop it!
How was it, Tetsuya?
How about it?
You got it!
I'm going to peel it off!
How can I say this?
I can't say anything about it when it's over.
But, really...
This is a level one.
And the last one I did was...
That was...
From the top of my head to here!
That was...
Nine!
Ten!
Here!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
That's it!
I'm not afraid of you anymore!
Here!
Huh?
Emergency
This "g" looks like Yumemura-san's.
This is it.
Um... I'll bring a tool.
I don't know what you mean.
Emergency
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
Huh? Oh, you brought something.
Here it is!
Huh?
Wow! Huh? What's this?
Well, Tetsuya-san, this is where you put it.
It's a mask.
Well, it's a tool that I'd like you to use for various things.
Um... Shibayu-san, would you like to do it?
I said it earlier.
You know, you asked me to do it in "Emergency" earlier.
Please do it!
Emergency
It's a little scary.
Wait a minute!
Is there such a scary thing?
Um...
Wait a minute.
That's right, this is...
I was guessing with my nose, so...
Wow, this...
Tetsuya-san, say something.
Ah...
Oh, good.
Emergency
I don't know what you mean.
Your voice is good.
It's too scary.
I'm more anxious.
Here we go!
It's coming!
He's eating it!
It's a hit and run!
I see!
Here we go!
Tetsuya-san!
Punishment game!
[Coughing]
You can't do that!
[More coughing]
It's like you're in a kitchen of a dentist.
[Laughter]
We've asked for a brief and easy punishment.
Tetsuya-san, what number is it?
Eight!
[Oh!]
This is pretty high praise.
To be honest,
I'm trying to pull it off, but...
I'm not really popping.
I'm crying.
I'm crying because I'm embarrassed.
It's not this device.
It's Shibayu.
It's amazing that you're making that smell.
[Coughing]
Tetsuya-san, did you really say everything?
I'm kind of unlucky right now.
Tetsuya-san, punishment game!
Damn it!
[Screaming]
Nose glasses?
Yes, nose glasses.
Tetsuya-san, can you bring me my nose glasses?
Huh?
Nose glasses?
Yes, yes.
I've never seen them before.
Now, you put them on.
It's a punishment game where you say you're embarrassed.
Huh?
[Laughter]
It's embarrassing.
I put them on.
It's embarrassing.
[Laughter]
The video won't end like this.
It's a little too much for the staff.
No one will feel bad about it.
Right.
No one will feel bad about it.
Right.
Isn't it fine like this?
[Laughter]
Ah, I got it wrong!
Dance while singing your favorite song!
The original song is different, so please dance while singing your favorite song.
This is funny.
Why is it in such a funny order?
Why do I have to do it like this?
Okay, Yuta-san, until the count of three.
3, 2, 1...
I won't give you the music store!
Nobody can do that!
No! No! No!
I won't give you the music store!
It was a fun punishment game where you had to sing and dance.
This might be the only point deduction, but...
Here you go. How many points did you get?
Hmm...
[Laughter]
It depends on the person.
I was singing and dancing and my muscles were pulled out and I was about to vomit.
What is this feeling?
There are only two left on my chin!
Huh? Everything is included.
All of them?
This one!
Chin... Chin... Chin... Al... Alon Alpha!
Yes.
Wait a second. I don't know.
I don't know either. Chin, Alon Alpha.
This is heavy.
[Laughter]
This is the second work of the person who wrote "slowly putty tape".
[Laughter]
I'm going to put Alon Alpha here and here on my chin.
I'm going to do this.
It's a punishment game like this.
[Laughter]
Hey!
Are you okay?
What's wrong with you?
I'm going to start.
Okay.
Punishment game!
Okay!
Like this?
Yes! Are you okay, Keibu?
I'm going to face forward.
One, two...
Ouch!
[Laughter]
Hey!
Don't look down on YouTube!
[Laughter]
I didn't expect you to come all the way to the end...
The fifth one is...
Nose-picking spray.
I think I chose a good one for you.
It's like, "Take this."
I see.
I don't want you to raise your nose.
I'll pick it up for you.
It's like a beauty medicine.
Put it on your nose and do it.
I see.
Okay, you're punished!
One, two...
Ouch!
*coughing*
*laughing*
What's wrong?
What is this?!
It's on my feet!
It's on your feet?
What is this?!
I can't breathe!
Can you hold it one by one?
Here we go!
*coughing*
It stinks!
Is it vinegar?
Wow!
It looks painful!
I don't know about this one.
Here we go!
Ouch!
It hurts!
This one is lemon juice.
Oh!
Surprisingly,
it doesn't leave much aftertaste.
Oh!
How many points for this one?
This one...
9 points!
It's wonderful!
I'm moved by this ending part.
The moment it hits you and
the moment it ends are amazing.
In that sense, it's perfect.
It's wonderful!
So, this time,
we're going to compare all the punishment games.
We're going to choose
one of them.
We're not going to choose
"Toukai On'ya" or "Juujika" games.
We're only going to choose ones
that look like "Toukai On'ya" games.
"Toukai On'ya" games are...
Well...
"Nani Kashira Hada Sukure!" (Tell Me Something)
Oh!
"Fukkin Machine!" (Abdominal Machine)
"Omuchi Hana Megane!" (Toothpaste Glasses)
These three!
These three are the last ones.
"Omuchi Hana Megane" (Toothpaste Glasses)
I think we can go with these three.
By the way,
what's your score for smoking?
You wanted to know, didn't you?
I'm married.
You know this movie, right?
I'm just too outstanding.
"Omuchi Hana Megane" (Toothpaste Glasses)
I did this in the touching scene of "Shinroku" (Japanese TV show)
You're good.
"Omuchi Hana Megane" (Toothpaste Glasses)
One hundred points!
No way!
I've never done anything like this!
This is the funniest!
Do you have to do weird things all the time?
I know it!
Even though I know it,
if I touch it like this,
it just looks up at me.
This is too funny!